Real Housewives of Blah, Blah, Blah

This week on TV, my housewives gave me everything I wanted and more. On the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we still weren’t quite over Taylor’s performance last week, and she tells Lisa at lunch that she was so drunk she doesn’t really remember her meltdown. Thus, Lisa suggests a trip to Vegas, naturally. She blames Camille and her friend, blah blah blah. Taylor actually ate something in Vegas, which was shocking. Adrienne and Paul appear on the Doctors to discuss a healthy lifestyle, and off camera, Adrienne yells at him for his unhealthy habits and lying. His idea of a few small meals is popcorn, candy and other bad stuff. We love Paul in every, single episode. Pandora takes Lisa to go see the Chipmunks male performers, Lisa won the lap dance contest, and she shocked us by how much fun she is capable of having. Lisa will always remain one of my idols. The girls had a night at the Palm, and Adrienne has Camille Brandi and Dana to her suite where they bowl and go to the club, and Brandi and Camille get a little lesbionic, which we love. Kyle has a photo shoot for her book, but, what the hell is her book about? Shock: Kim can’t go either. Kim and Kyle cry together, she’s upset because her kids don’t like her new man who is way too controlling. Kyle, on her high horse, knows that she’s been right the whole time. By the end of the episode, I was tired from watching. On Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kims baby is born! Its actually really cute, and I kind of love Kroy and am even happy for Kim for once. The gold digger found her happy ending. Kroy was really cutely nervous. I’m still confused why Kroy chose this nutcase. The labor was surprisingly calm, for once. Meanwhile, Sheree’s “chateau” isn’t being built as fast as she wants. How is she affording this anyway? She’s contemplating serving her ex- with a child support lawsuit, but he pleads poverty and asks the court to lower the payment. He sucks. Kandi puts her mom on a dating sight, our favorite character on the show. Cynthia and NeNe go to New York on business, her ex boyfriend turns out to be Russell Simmons, huh? She chose peter over him? NeNe goes on a date with some scumbag who she can’t stand. It was really cringe worthy. This episode kind of disappointed this week. Finally, on Kim and Kourtney take New York, a lot happened. Scott wants to have a threesome, so Kourtney flirts with a girl because she knows he won’t actually do what he says. She gets shway and we love it. Scott goes with Kris to host the today show, the two get drunk after the meal, and their relationship really seems to be doing good. I almost vommed when they talked about having sex at night, though. Kim and Kris first really big fight that may have led to the divorce is shown. Kim wants to have kids, but LaLa and her mom convince her to wait until she’s certain about her career and future. She asks Kris about moving to Minnesota, and he tells her that she’s not going to be famous in a few years anyway, to quit her work and take care of kids. She is hesitant to tell him she wants to wait. I hate him more and more every minute. He is a literal five-year-old child. And stop talking about how important “basketball” is, you suck anyway. I feel sorry Kim actually married that loser. Gossip Girl didn’t return this week, so we are left in suspense whether Chuck or Blair’s baby survived. Obviously, nothing can go right in this show.