9021-NO: November 28th- December 4th

This week, on 90210, Dixon is faced with the chance to do coke and adderall in order to make a break in the music industry, he cant resist. Annie continues to fight Jeremy over her inheritance, this plot is becoming beyond annoying. The fact that her problems worsen every single episode make me nervous and gives me anxiety. Naomi and Holly enter against one another in a fashion show, she steals Naomi’s design, but Naomi at the very last minute somehow makes it work. In the end, she is offered a position as an intern for Holly’s mom planning parties. Obviously, Holly is going to get revenge when she finds out, and I can’t wait to see what she does. Teddy chooses to run away from his problems and leave town, I feel for him actually. This show is really dragging out. On gossip girl, Nate becomes the president of the spectator, not realizing his grandfather’s role in securing this position with him. Blair turns to Dan for help in choosing between Louis and Chuck, who might not accept the role as father of her child, but whom she really still loves. On real housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne throws an EPIC fashion show at her home, showing off her new shoe line. Adrienne’s life is what I truly aspire for. Tension from the tea party stirs the women up, and a bunch of awkwardness follows. The fashion show is 2D4. All my focus is on Adrienne, her house, and her shoes this week. Props to Adrienne for proving to every woman what they will never, ever have. Gossip Girl and Modern Family took a hiatus this week, much to my dismay.

Post-Amsterelaxation: November 7th-13th

This week, I was welcomed home with all the drama I have grown to love and expect from my favorite shows. On 90210, Naomi forces her friends on an impromptu trip to Las Vegas so she can follow Austin on his birthday weekend. His dad turns out to be a very famous country star, and the biggest asshole in the world. In an attempt to “help” him and stand up against his dad, she pushes him further away. Liam plays in a poker tournament hosted by Vinny from Jersey Shore, random. He nearly loses all his modeling money, and wins it back in the end, obviously. Teddy gets married to his boyfriend in a fake wedding ceremony with all his friends present, a beautiful moment for the show and for the character. However, Silver films it all, and in a rush to get home accidentally sends it to Marissa, who then uses it for her campaign in support of gay rights, humiliating teddy and ruining their friendship and his newfound pride. Dixon and Adrianna grow closer together, but she is resistant due to his addiction. Navid’s plot has become boring, take down your uncle or shut up. On 2 broke girls Caroline accepts a job organizing for hoarders. Max’s one liners related to this are unparalleled. Johnny invites Max to help tag a billboard, they kiss, and finally Max is portrayed as a real person. Yay for character development. PS did anyone else recognize this is the same Johnny from What I Like About You? Mind blow. Gossip girl returned from a hiatus, Blair makes a competition to choose her bridesmaids, and bridezilla emerges in full form. Nate uses Charlie to make Diana jealous, and we all know Diana will attempt to ruin Charlie’s life. Serena’s boss uses Serena to get the movie rights to Dan’s book, and they are both played in the process. I’m really getting sick of Dan and his book at this point. Serena ignores her feelings and gets the okay from Dan, whose agent is not happy with the decision. On the real housewives of Beverly Hills, Paul throws a night of beauty treatments for the lady’s, typical. Kim finally admits the cocktail of meds she’s on that explains her alcohol addiction. We only hope for more collagen injections in Taylors deteriorating face. Kyle holds a séance and Adrienne for the first time shows emotion in relation to her father being called upon. Kyle discovers Kim’s new boyfriend, and in true Kyle fashion makes it the most dramatic attention seeking moment possible. Her boyfriend is CREEPY though, so we understand why.

2MUCHTV : October 31st-November 6th

This week on television, all my favorite shows did not fail to disappoint. On 90210, the drama erupted, as per usual. Naomi planned a joint sorority party with her nemesis Holly. Holly however, had gained her trust only to betray her, helping her to plan dancers with risky outfits, which eventually got Naomi, kicked off sorority council. However, in the end, Naomi got the man, and Holly continued to seek revenge. Meanwhile, Navid’s plan with his uncle fails; his uncle had sent him on a test mission and he didn’t get the proof he needed. Silver learns that Marissa had hired actors to publicize her campaign. Adrianna handcuffs herself to Dixon in order to help him stay clean, in the process they begin falling in love, an unexpected moment this season. Annie gives Patrick another chance after catching him cheating on her, and this entire plot line has made me sick from the beginning. On 2 broke girls, Max and Caroline enroll in a pastry class to learn to make pretty cupcakes. Max’s confidence is hit and the two grow closer. This hilarious episode pins them against two bitchy Italian sisters with mob money. This show really never disappoints. On the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa’s daughter’s engagement party is thrown at Muhammad’s, circus performers, camels, and the most magnificent party ever is shown, in true Lisa fashion. Kyle annoys us and seeks attention at the end, and Kim doesn’t show because her secret relationship, which might explain her alcohol addiction, is revealed. Taylor isn’t invited, because of Russell’s relationship with Muhammed, and every mention of Russell sends shivers up my spine to this day. Modern family finally returns, the one show that never, ever disappoints. Phil builds a tree house for Luke. Gloria wants Jay to be more spontaneous and his son slips him a placebo that makes him think he’s on E, really hilarious stuff. The best part of the show, Cameron tries to prove that he doesn’t appear gay and pick up a woman. Eventually, he convinces her to act like she actually believes he was straight to prove a point to Mitch. They have a fake break up, and I die of laughter. Phil meets a new black friend across the street, and their comedy together is 2D4.