Modern Family For the Win!: December 5th-11th

This week in TV ROCKED. Finally, something happens on 90210. Naomi is assigned to Holly’s b-day party, not knowing the relation to her boss. The two had just started working out their friendship, but the rift causes Holly to hate Naomi for stealing her mom’s attention, which she has never been able to get, and Naomi catches Austin hooking up with Holly. Obviously, something has to go wrong in every episode. Annie breaks into Jeremy’s and records him saying that he hated his grandma and that he would do anything to get the money from the old hag. Finally, her life can move on. Liam, in a quest to find Annie after finding out about her escort job, gets in a motorcycle accident right when Annie left him a message wanting to get back with him. Navid gets beaten up by his uncle’s partners when they catch him with a wire, and ends up in the hospital, and Silver catches him talking to the detective, forcing her back with the new guy. YAWN. On 2 broke girls, after a much awaited return, Caroline and Max try to get chestnut a job since its too cold for him to stay outside. However, he’s to out of shape to be an actor. Eventually, Caroline convinces Peach, who is auditioning for a spot on the real housewives, that her horse is in need. She faces her former life in order to save Chestnut, and Max cries during their farewell. This was the most emotional episode yet, and I loved it. Caroline’s comedic skills are honed more and more each week. In the best episode of the season for Gossip girl, Lilly throws Charlie a coming out party, and she sends a tip to GG that Chuck and Blair are meeting to take the attention away from her, as her boyfriend hopes to reveal her identity once and for all. Thus, paparazzi follow the two, who FINALLY plan to be together despite the paternity of her child, and the two end up in a massive car accident and in the hospital. Chucks condition is unclear, but Blair awakes. Charlie finally realizes she should leave town, as she hurt the people she has grown to love. At the Malibu Beach Party from hell on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, drunken Taylor one more time causes a 50-minute screaming session that made my ears bleed. We get it, your battered and its really sad, but Bravo could have done a little better with the editing. Wasted Brandy makes me sick, and Taylor’s cigarette scene was really difficult to watch. PLEASE LET IT END. On Modern Family, the gang realizes they will not be together for Christmas. Phil plans an impromptu express Christmas. Everything goes wrong. Mitch and Alex run over the tree, Gloria and Luke/LOOK run over the angel ornament, Manny accidentally stun-guns Phil and he ends up crushing the 200$ baseball card he got for Jay, and Cam is hurt when Jay doesn’t remember the significance of the wine cork he saved and gave him as a gift. In the end, Jay provides fake snow in the backyard and once again, humor is combined with actual, emotional Christmas cheer. Modern Family is the gem that saves this blog and my hope for the future of television every week.

9021-NO: November 28th- December 4th

This week, on 90210, Dixon is faced with the chance to do coke and adderall in order to make a break in the music industry, he cant resist. Annie continues to fight Jeremy over her inheritance, this plot is becoming beyond annoying. The fact that her problems worsen every single episode make me nervous and gives me anxiety. Naomi and Holly enter against one another in a fashion show, she steals Naomi’s design, but Naomi at the very last minute somehow makes it work. In the end, she is offered a position as an intern for Holly’s mom planning parties. Obviously, Holly is going to get revenge when she finds out, and I can’t wait to see what she does. Teddy chooses to run away from his problems and leave town, I feel for him actually. This show is really dragging out. On gossip girl, Nate becomes the president of the spectator, not realizing his grandfather’s role in securing this position with him. Blair turns to Dan for help in choosing between Louis and Chuck, who might not accept the role as father of her child, but whom she really still loves. On real housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne throws an EPIC fashion show at her home, showing off her new shoe line. Adrienne’s life is what I truly aspire for. Tension from the tea party stirs the women up, and a bunch of awkwardness follows. The fashion show is 2D4. All my focus is on Adrienne, her house, and her shoes this week. Props to Adrienne for proving to every woman what they will never, ever have. Gossip Girl and Modern Family took a hiatus this week, much to my dismay.

A Very Blah Thanksgiving: November 21st -27th

This week, on 90210 Dixon continues to pursue Adrianna. This couple is weird, and I don’t like it. She resists until he goes to rehab. Ivy and Raj continue to fight; obviously they shouldn’t have gotten married at 20 because he had cancer. Liam plans a holiday dinner, and his mom shows up. She claims she broke up with his stepdad, but asks Liam for financial support in order to leave him. I cried. He kicked her out. Brooding Liam strikes again. Naomi tries to prove to Austin that she really does like him, but Austin wants one thing, for them to talk and not just have sex. These two are actually pretty cute. On 2 broke girls, Caroline and Max get jobs at Santa World as elves, this is all I really need to say for you to understand the hilarity that ensued. Caroline starts to miss her past life and relationship with her father, but Max helps her to realize what she has to be thankful for. A truly beautiful scene. Han opens the restaurant to feed the needy, and the holiday cheer is spread. On Gossip girl, Serena plans the most flawless Tiffany themed baby shower of all times, complete with the surprise gifting of a diamond ring to one lucky guest, but it ends in Blair telling Louis to leave due to his involvement with Gossip Girl. The best part of the episode is the false information planted and Blair’s panicking about fast food being served at her shower. Chuck seems to be truly good, and comes to save Blair, and we all continue rooting for the two. On the real housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor and Camille continue to feud, and Taylor plans a ridiculous western party for her daughter, featuring the awkward performance by some American Idol nobody. Kennedy gets a horse, and Russell’s first sign of temper is shown when he attacks Dana for thinking the cake should come out first, scary! On Modern Family, Mitch doubts Cams punkin chunkin story is true, and the family divides into a team of believers and non-believers (Jay, Mitch and Claire). Phil accuses Claire of holding him back when his millionaire former neighbor who idolizes him claims his entire secret was doing what Phil would do in every situation. Haley and Alex hide the dent they did to claire’s car, and this part of the story was phenomenal. The family goes to the football field to prove whose right and whose wrong. In the end, the family unites to make the slingshot work, and the ending was actually pretty emotional. Modern family is the only show that can do such an amazing job at combining humor with emotion.

Post-Amsterelaxation: November 7th-13th

This week, I was welcomed home with all the drama I have grown to love and expect from my favorite shows. On 90210, Naomi forces her friends on an impromptu trip to Las Vegas so she can follow Austin on his birthday weekend. His dad turns out to be a very famous country star, and the biggest asshole in the world. In an attempt to “help” him and stand up against his dad, she pushes him further away. Liam plays in a poker tournament hosted by Vinny from Jersey Shore, random. He nearly loses all his modeling money, and wins it back in the end, obviously. Teddy gets married to his boyfriend in a fake wedding ceremony with all his friends present, a beautiful moment for the show and for the character. However, Silver films it all, and in a rush to get home accidentally sends it to Marissa, who then uses it for her campaign in support of gay rights, humiliating teddy and ruining their friendship and his newfound pride. Dixon and Adrianna grow closer together, but she is resistant due to his addiction. Navid’s plot has become boring, take down your uncle or shut up. On 2 broke girls Caroline accepts a job organizing for hoarders. Max’s one liners related to this are unparalleled. Johnny invites Max to help tag a billboard, they kiss, and finally Max is portrayed as a real person. Yay for character development. PS did anyone else recognize this is the same Johnny from What I Like About You? Mind blow. Gossip girl returned from a hiatus, Blair makes a competition to choose her bridesmaids, and bridezilla emerges in full form. Nate uses Charlie to make Diana jealous, and we all know Diana will attempt to ruin Charlie’s life. Serena’s boss uses Serena to get the movie rights to Dan’s book, and they are both played in the process. I’m really getting sick of Dan and his book at this point. Serena ignores her feelings and gets the okay from Dan, whose agent is not happy with the decision. On the real housewives of Beverly Hills, Paul throws a night of beauty treatments for the lady’s, typical. Kim finally admits the cocktail of meds she’s on that explains her alcohol addiction. We only hope for more collagen injections in Taylors deteriorating face. Kyle holds a séance and Adrienne for the first time shows emotion in relation to her father being called upon. Kyle discovers Kim’s new boyfriend, and in true Kyle fashion makes it the most dramatic attention seeking moment possible. Her boyfriend is CREEPY though, so we understand why.

Save the drama for…this blog