Modern Family For the Win!: December 5th-11th

This week in TV ROCKED. Finally, something happens on 90210. Naomi is assigned to Holly’s b-day party, not knowing the relation to her boss. The two had just started working out their friendship, but the rift causes Holly to hate Naomi for stealing her mom’s attention, which she has never been able to get, and Naomi catches Austin hooking up with Holly. Obviously, something has to go wrong in every episode. Annie breaks into Jeremy’s and records him saying that he hated his grandma and that he would do anything to get the money from the old hag. Finally, her life can move on. Liam, in a quest to find Annie after finding out about her escort job, gets in a motorcycle accident right when Annie left him a message wanting to get back with him. Navid gets beaten up by his uncle’s partners when they catch him with a wire, and ends up in the hospital, and Silver catches him talking to the detective, forcing her back with the new guy. YAWN. On 2 broke girls, after a much awaited return, Caroline and Max try to get chestnut a job since its too cold for him to stay outside. However, he’s to out of shape to be an actor. Eventually, Caroline convinces Peach, who is auditioning for a spot on the real housewives, that her horse is in need. She faces her former life in order to save Chestnut, and Max cries during their farewell. This was the most emotional episode yet, and I loved it. Caroline’s comedic skills are honed more and more each week. In the best episode of the season for Gossip girl, Lilly throws Charlie a coming out party, and she sends a tip to GG that Chuck and Blair are meeting to take the attention away from her, as her boyfriend hopes to reveal her identity once and for all. Thus, paparazzi follow the two, who FINALLY plan to be together despite the paternity of her child, and the two end up in a massive car accident and in the hospital. Chucks condition is unclear, but Blair awakes. Charlie finally realizes she should leave town, as she hurt the people she has grown to love. At the Malibu Beach Party from hell on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, drunken Taylor one more time causes a 50-minute screaming session that made my ears bleed. We get it, your battered and its really sad, but Bravo could have done a little better with the editing. Wasted Brandy makes me sick, and Taylor’s cigarette scene was really difficult to watch. PLEASE LET IT END. On Modern Family, the gang realizes they will not be together for Christmas. Phil plans an impromptu express Christmas. Everything goes wrong. Mitch and Alex run over the tree, Gloria and Luke/LOOK run over the angel ornament, Manny accidentally stun-guns Phil and he ends up crushing the 200$ baseball card he got for Jay, and Cam is hurt when Jay doesn’t remember the significance of the wine cork he saved and gave him as a gift. In the end, Jay provides fake snow in the backyard and once again, humor is combined with actual, emotional Christmas cheer. Modern Family is the gem that saves this blog and my hope for the future of television every week.

9021-NO: November 28th- December 4th

This week, on 90210, Dixon is faced with the chance to do coke and adderall in order to make a break in the music industry, he cant resist. Annie continues to fight Jeremy over her inheritance, this plot is becoming beyond annoying. The fact that her problems worsen every single episode make me nervous and gives me anxiety. Naomi and Holly enter against one another in a fashion show, she steals Naomi’s design, but Naomi at the very last minute somehow makes it work. In the end, she is offered a position as an intern for Holly’s mom planning parties. Obviously, Holly is going to get revenge when she finds out, and I can’t wait to see what she does. Teddy chooses to run away from his problems and leave town, I feel for him actually. This show is really dragging out. On gossip girl, Nate becomes the president of the spectator, not realizing his grandfather’s role in securing this position with him. Blair turns to Dan for help in choosing between Louis and Chuck, who might not accept the role as father of her child, but whom she really still loves. On real housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne throws an EPIC fashion show at her home, showing off her new shoe line. Adrienne’s life is what I truly aspire for. Tension from the tea party stirs the women up, and a bunch of awkwardness follows. The fashion show is 2D4. All my focus is on Adrienne, her house, and her shoes this week. Props to Adrienne for proving to every woman what they will never, ever have. Gossip Girl and Modern Family took a hiatus this week, much to my dismay.

A Very Blah Thanksgiving: November 21st -27th

This week, on 90210 Dixon continues to pursue Adrianna. This couple is weird, and I don’t like it. She resists until he goes to rehab. Ivy and Raj continue to fight; obviously they shouldn’t have gotten married at 20 because he had cancer. Liam plans a holiday dinner, and his mom shows up. She claims she broke up with his stepdad, but asks Liam for financial support in order to leave him. I cried. He kicked her out. Brooding Liam strikes again. Naomi tries to prove to Austin that she really does like him, but Austin wants one thing, for them to talk and not just have sex. These two are actually pretty cute. On 2 broke girls, Caroline and Max get jobs at Santa World as elves, this is all I really need to say for you to understand the hilarity that ensued. Caroline starts to miss her past life and relationship with her father, but Max helps her to realize what she has to be thankful for. A truly beautiful scene. Han opens the restaurant to feed the needy, and the holiday cheer is spread. On Gossip girl, Serena plans the most flawless Tiffany themed baby shower of all times, complete with the surprise gifting of a diamond ring to one lucky guest, but it ends in Blair telling Louis to leave due to his involvement with Gossip Girl. The best part of the episode is the false information planted and Blair’s panicking about fast food being served at her shower. Chuck seems to be truly good, and comes to save Blair, and we all continue rooting for the two. On the real housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor and Camille continue to feud, and Taylor plans a ridiculous western party for her daughter, featuring the awkward performance by some American Idol nobody. Kennedy gets a horse, and Russell’s first sign of temper is shown when he attacks Dana for thinking the cake should come out first, scary! On Modern Family, Mitch doubts Cams punkin chunkin story is true, and the family divides into a team of believers and non-believers (Jay, Mitch and Claire). Phil accuses Claire of holding him back when his millionaire former neighbor who idolizes him claims his entire secret was doing what Phil would do in every situation. Haley and Alex hide the dent they did to claire’s car, and this part of the story was phenomenal. The family goes to the football field to prove whose right and whose wrong. In the end, the family unites to make the slingshot work, and the ending was actually pretty emotional. Modern family is the only show that can do such an amazing job at combining humor with emotion.

Post-Amsterelaxation: November 7th-13th

This week, I was welcomed home with all the drama I have grown to love and expect from my favorite shows. On 90210, Naomi forces her friends on an impromptu trip to Las Vegas so she can follow Austin on his birthday weekend. His dad turns out to be a very famous country star, and the biggest asshole in the world. In an attempt to “help” him and stand up against his dad, she pushes him further away. Liam plays in a poker tournament hosted by Vinny from Jersey Shore, random. He nearly loses all his modeling money, and wins it back in the end, obviously. Teddy gets married to his boyfriend in a fake wedding ceremony with all his friends present, a beautiful moment for the show and for the character. However, Silver films it all, and in a rush to get home accidentally sends it to Marissa, who then uses it for her campaign in support of gay rights, humiliating teddy and ruining their friendship and his newfound pride. Dixon and Adrianna grow closer together, but she is resistant due to his addiction. Navid’s plot has become boring, take down your uncle or shut up. On 2 broke girls Caroline accepts a job organizing for hoarders. Max’s one liners related to this are unparalleled. Johnny invites Max to help tag a billboard, they kiss, and finally Max is portrayed as a real person. Yay for character development. PS did anyone else recognize this is the same Johnny from What I Like About You? Mind blow. Gossip girl returned from a hiatus, Blair makes a competition to choose her bridesmaids, and bridezilla emerges in full form. Nate uses Charlie to make Diana jealous, and we all know Diana will attempt to ruin Charlie’s life. Serena’s boss uses Serena to get the movie rights to Dan’s book, and they are both played in the process. I’m really getting sick of Dan and his book at this point. Serena ignores her feelings and gets the okay from Dan, whose agent is not happy with the decision. On the real housewives of Beverly Hills, Paul throws a night of beauty treatments for the lady’s, typical. Kim finally admits the cocktail of meds she’s on that explains her alcohol addiction. We only hope for more collagen injections in Taylors deteriorating face. Kyle holds a séance and Adrienne for the first time shows emotion in relation to her father being called upon. Kyle discovers Kim’s new boyfriend, and in true Kyle fashion makes it the most dramatic attention seeking moment possible. Her boyfriend is CREEPY though, so we understand why.

2MUCHTV : October 31st-November 6th

This week on television, all my favorite shows did not fail to disappoint. On 90210, the drama erupted, as per usual. Naomi planned a joint sorority party with her nemesis Holly. Holly however, had gained her trust only to betray her, helping her to plan dancers with risky outfits, which eventually got Naomi, kicked off sorority council. However, in the end, Naomi got the man, and Holly continued to seek revenge. Meanwhile, Navid’s plan with his uncle fails; his uncle had sent him on a test mission and he didn’t get the proof he needed. Silver learns that Marissa had hired actors to publicize her campaign. Adrianna handcuffs herself to Dixon in order to help him stay clean, in the process they begin falling in love, an unexpected moment this season. Annie gives Patrick another chance after catching him cheating on her, and this entire plot line has made me sick from the beginning. On 2 broke girls, Max and Caroline enroll in a pastry class to learn to make pretty cupcakes. Max’s confidence is hit and the two grow closer. This hilarious episode pins them against two bitchy Italian sisters with mob money. This show really never disappoints. On the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa’s daughter’s engagement party is thrown at Muhammad’s, circus performers, camels, and the most magnificent party ever is shown, in true Lisa fashion. Kyle annoys us and seeks attention at the end, and Kim doesn’t show because her secret relationship, which might explain her alcohol addiction, is revealed. Taylor isn’t invited, because of Russell’s relationship with Muhammed, and every mention of Russell sends shivers up my spine to this day. Modern family finally returns, the one show that never, ever disappoints. Phil builds a tree house for Luke. Gloria wants Jay to be more spontaneous and his son slips him a placebo that makes him think he’s on E, really hilarious stuff. The best part of the show, Cameron tries to prove that he doesn’t appear gay and pick up a woman. Eventually, he convinces her to act like she actually believes he was straight to prove a point to Mitch. They have a fake break up, and I die of laughter. Phil meets a new black friend across the street, and their comedy together is 2D4.

Hungary for Gossip

As I walked the streets of Budapest this weekend, I couldn’t help but salivate over the thought of the upcoming Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion; and it definitely did NOT disappoint. Teresa, usually the leader of the pack that’s ganging up on someone else, unraveled as the tables were turned. Caroline, the worst enemy to have, tore Teresa to pieces, and she was made to look delusional, dumb, and disoriented by Melissa Gorga and Kathy as well. Details were left for next season of why Caroline despises her, what happened with her relationship with Jacqueline, and the feud between Caroline and Dina. Team Melissa Gorga all the way. In other news, modern family ensued with hilarity as per usual. The plot thickens with Ivy on Gossip GIrl, her secret is out to Nate’s employer and we wonder what her plan is for Ivy. On Rachel Zoe, the beautiful Zoe peanut was born, and I died over his wardrobe and nursery to say the least. Jersey Shore said goodbye to Italy in usual “family” fashion. On 90210, Dixon faces the reality of his “drug addiction” and Navid turns himself in to the cops, plotting to destroy his uncle from the inside. Hart of Dixie is on its way to cancellation if you ask me, too bad because I die for Rachel Bilson. On the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, every girl in America was offered a glimpse into their dream world when Adrienne throws a “Spa Day,” at her own personal spy equipped with spray tans, lazer machines, facial machines, and a frozen yogurt bar. Need. 

Post-sensation Recap

Sensation white Barcelona weekend took every ounce of life out of me; so, naturally, I spent an entire day watching my favorite shows. Instant recap: On the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa Gorga’s performance of her “hit single” left us speechless. Why is she singing about paparazzi, and why do these housewives keep thinking reality fame can actually lead to stardom. On the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills a cat-fight ensued between the new housewife “brandy” and the other ladies over being a slut and using vocabulary like “cock.” Sidenote: if you had 25,000$ to spare on sunglasses you wouldn’t be bragging about the price. Modern Family once again proved its the best thing to happen to primetime cable since Sabrina the Teenage Witch college years. Luke attempts to make a hit youtube video with his dad, enough said.Gossip Girl stress once again brewed as we await to findout the paternity of Blair’s pregnancy and watch Serena’s cousin get buried in a pool of lies. On 90210, Max returns and Naomi begins to have feelings for the cowboy. She wins the head of greek council. Liam’s “dead” friend returns, and the suspense has been looming ever since. On Jersey Shore, Snooki and Jenni fight because Jenni gives her the hard-facts, that Gionni will breakup with her after he hears that she slept with Vinni five minutes after they fought, right after he gave her a second chance. Vinny meets his extended family in Sicily, and our mouthes water over their 11 course homemade italian meal. I discovered a new must-see: Two Broke Girls, written by Whitney of Chelsea Handler fame. Every line in the show is a joke with a punchline, and each episode is short, sweet and perfectly witty. Nothing like a great week in television. Also, Shakira’s boyfriend cheated on her, channing tatum got in a bar fight, and lindsey lohan is being sued for not paying her limo bill. SO over Lindsay Lohan.

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